What Is The Best Way To Get Rid Of A Nice Big Hemorrhoid?
Any suggestions are welcome.
I’m asking for my bestie. She’s got one. I told her to rip it off with a staple puller, but she did not like that suggestion.
Thank you for addressing my concerns of my bestie’s butt.
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December 28th, 2009 at 12:44 am
Cel I’m sorry but I can’t help you with this one. Now if you need a nice recipe for meatloaf then we’ll hook up.
December 28th, 2009 at 6:09 am
The doc has a small gun that he loads with itty bitty rubberbands and then shoots them around the hemorrhoid which then rots and die.
OR, you can go to Mexico, eat something hot and piquant and have a excellent poo!
December 28th, 2009 at 7:38 am
Training-H and warm sitz baths. Don’t pull or lance it, it may hemhorrage, or cause infection. If it is extreme it needs be seen by a physician.
December 28th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
i’m confused..bestie means grandma in norwegian, you told your grandma to do that? ouch! maybe get her a nice soft donut cushion. ice it. that always causes shrinkage!
December 28th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I just kicked hisass out the house and told him to bring home the bacon. No seriously…he really has to go work down south because of the storms. Holy hell…he hasn’t gone out of town in like perpetually…
December 28th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
penknife and a welder….
cut it open and cauterize it shut…..
December 28th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Have a rat knaw it off….
Then poor alcohol on it to sterile it.
OHHH THE PAIN!!!!
December 28th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
give it a dollar and send it out for a pack of smokes.
a small relief is better than continous suffering.
December 28th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Well if the Training H doesn’t work, hemorrhoidectomy would be the only other option. Oucheee!
December 29th, 2009 at 1:41 am
A split lawyer.
Expensive, but powerful.
December 29th, 2009 at 4:42 am
I’ll have to call the expert….
….GUIDO! Stop molesting the couch and commere and answer Cellies question!
December 29th, 2009 at 7:52 am
If sandblasting doesn’t work, try dynamite.
December 29th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Flame thrower
SteveC
December 29th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Training H or Tuck’s. My best to besties butt.
December 29th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Go to the “Doctor”
December 30th, 2009 at 4:01 am
you have officially ruined Y!A for me… i am going home now.
December 30th, 2009 at 10:00 am
I work with this guy who cut one off with a razor blade. And then told everyone about it. Yeah, he’s tasteful…
December 30th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Split him?
ma
December 30th, 2009 at 10:23 am
well you know what they say. training h DOES feel excellent on the whole.
December 30th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
if they are really being paid on your nerves, use a hacksaw!…
December 30th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
get a split
December 30th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Ice cubes, or poke a Popsicle at it
December 31st, 2009 at 12:14 am
Oh, I was going to say BLOCK.
December 31st, 2009 at 5:04 am
You split him/her.
December 31st, 2009 at 10:32 am
Use your beaver teeth?
December 31st, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Lance it.
December 31st, 2009 at 2:27 pm
pliers and pull hard
December 31st, 2009 at 4:02 pm
dump him!
December 31st, 2009 at 5:33 pm
poke it with a stick
December 31st, 2009 at 6:22 pm
you may possibly use a torch to burn it off!
December 31st, 2009 at 10:14 pm
just pop it like a zit